var brevity = new Array() // do not change this!
brevity[0] = "The is that isn’t.";
brevity[1] = "What you see is what you think.";
brevity[2] = "If all circles were squares, then all spheres would be cubes. ";
brevity[3] = "He who reach for stars need very long arm.";
brevity[4] = "Plus the hen feed.";
brevity[5] = "Glad I am.";
brevity[6] = "Financial therapist: go to one and they give you $100 an hour.";
brevity[7] = "Yes.";
brevity[8] = "Not this time, my friend.";
brevity[9] = "A bitter thing, a lamentable thing, a thing which is horrible to contemplate, terrible to hear of, a detestable crime, an execrable evil, an abominable work, a detestable disgrace, a thing almost inhuman, indeed set apart from all humanity.";
brevity[10] = "~ King Philip IV’s secret order of September 1307, condemning the Knights Templar";
brevity[11] = "Paradox is the Mother or Father of All.";
brevity[12] = "Only thing saving us from infinity is the singularity of now.";
brevity[13] = "A hero is someone who’s a hero to one other person.";
brevity[14] = "You will marry a pickle vendor.";
brevity[15] = "The Fœtus of God";
brevity[16] = "I’m putting off life until I die, just seems like it would be easier then.";
brevity[17] = "Ignorance is bliss, but ignorance of ignorance is ecstasy.";
brevity[18] = "Nothing is never one thing.";
brevity[19] = "People don’t want power, they just want a good friend.";
brevity[20] = "School is not the place to teach children their true worth. That should be done in jail.";
brevity[21] = "Just glad I don't belong to a sex whose team color is pink.";
brevity[22] = "Teradoxical Santoply: Governance by an infinity of non-existent Santas.";
brevity[23] = "The oak tree in the garden";
brevity[24] = "What's the use of living a life in tonal subservience to the piper’s fife?";
brevity[25] = "Everything is one. If it wasn’t, it wouldn’t be everything, it would be everythings.";
brevity[26] = "Thanks, guilt!";
brevity[27] = "One plus one equals infinity. Between those two lies choice, the doorway to infinity.";
brevity[28] = "An expert is someone who knows when to say don’t know.";
brevity[29] = "If you can be loving you’ll save the world.";
brevity[20] = "Studies have shown that you are magic.";
brevity[31] = "Imagine you are free.";
brevity[32] = "Went to Uranus today. Boy it was smelly there.";
brevity[33] = "Bliss now, hope when.";
brevity[34] = "Words, words, words, not.";
brevity[35] = "When God is truth, truth will be God.";
brevity[36] = "Insanity is the illusion that you are wrong.";
brevity[37] = "Romantic: glorifies things. Cynic: belittles things. Realist: glorifies small things.";
brevity[38] = "Objectivity: good excuse to believe whatever you want.";
brevity[39] = "Are you an expert noodle chef?";
brevity[40] = "The gladness of all standard belies accusation.";
brevity[41] = "One cannot expect to change sleeping habits overnight.";
brevity[42] = "If is is as was was then will be won’t be then and is will be is as is was.";
brevity[43] = "Reality is just slow insanity.";
brevity[44] = "Face the pane with mirror glass, gaze inside your crystal past.";
brevity[45] = "Irony is the realization that appearances are true.";
brevity[46] = "The One Truth for All Eternity?";
var b = brevity.length;
var whichBrevity=Math.round(Math.random()*(b-1));
function showBrevity(){document.write(brevity[whichBrevity]);}
//showBrevity();
/*
shuffle = function(o){
for(var j, x, i = o.length; i; j = parseInt(Math.random() * i), x = o[--i], o[i] = o[j], o[j] = x);
return o;
};
function fisherYates ( myArray ) {
var i = myArray.length;
if ( i == 0 ) return false;
while ( --i ) {
var j = Math.floor( Math.random() * ( i + 1 ) );
var tempi = myArray[i];
var tempj = myArray[j];
myArray[i] = tempj;
myArray[j] = tempi;
}
}
*/
function openBrevity() {
OpenWindow=window.open("", "newwin", "height=100, width=250,toolbar=no,scrollbars=yes,menubar=no,status=no,titlebar=no");
OpenWindow.document.write("Your Religious Brevity");
OpenWindow.document.write("");
OpenWindow.document.write(brevity[Math.round(Math.random()*(b-1))]);
OpenWindow.document.write("");
OpenWindow.document.write("